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cuz i'm not who i used to be.

no longer easy on the eyes

and I'm different than when I first began writing my thoughts in this useless bit of cyberspace.

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pretty much the coolest concept on how we were created:
what happened is God ate/drank some bubble tea (since it has those yummy tapioca things in it) and then he hopped in his Dodge Viper (since God needs a sweet mode of transportation) and then while he was cruising he accidentally spilled the bubble tea all over himself so he freaked out and swerved into a giant comet. then the comet exploded making the universe and all the little balls of tapioca spilled on the earth. all the energy of the bouncing tapioca balls gave the flavorless blobs life creating humans and all the animals of the earth. therefore we are an accident.